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The Halloween E​.​P.

by John Anealio

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I had an old white shirt and a store-bought mask And a broken water gun within my grasp My tattered pants were lined with electrical tape. It was the greatest costume that was ever made And I wish I could relive that holiday When I dressed up like a Stormtrooper for Halloween My dad was a ghost, my friend was Wolverine And these memories will surely haunt my dreams tonight. I marched down Fleetwood street in my black rubber boots We went from door to door collecting our loot I wouldn’t eat the candy in my pillow case Because I refused to take the mask off my face Now, I’m putting on my mask again and lacing up my boots With my son dressed up like Anakin in his jedi costume
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A supernatural wedding day A blushing bride, a groom in a cage. She could have had any man she desired Like a teen werewolf or an old vampire But she loves her Zombie Man This is an Undead Love Song Everyone will think it's wrong They just don't understand those Zombie moans Lovers need not be alive for true love to survive A fragile heart need not rot alone When they went on their honeymoon They drank champagne in their hotel room But then the bride went into shock When his foot fell off and he lost his c*** But she loves her Zombie Man This is an Undead Love Song Everyone will think it's wrong They just don't understand those Zombie moans Lovers need not be alive for true love to survive A fragile heart need not rot alone But it ain't easy being married to an undead lover the bride is always under attack People ask her: Why can't she find another And why is she a Necrophiliac?
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She scribbles his order down to the beat of espresso machines Adjusts her peroxide crown Retracts her diaphanous wings She's obsessive and manic depressive Carmilla hates what she's become Gabe looks in her stained-glass eyes and sings his celestial refrain Peeks through his own disguise and gives her a chance to explain Her defection and lack of reflection Gabriel waits through the night And he said that Angels and Vampires hide behind their wings He said that Angels and Vampires hide behind their wings They enter the cold night air and head south on Patterson street Climb up the cathedral stairs propelled by the blood and caffeine Then he mentions he offers redemption Carmilla can't make up her mind And he said that Angels and Vampires hide behind their wings He said that Angels and Vampires hide behind their wings
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Jack the Ripper and his old dog Snuff prepared themselves with a wand and knife Everything will be changed by the end of The Game on this Lonesome October Night Crazy Jill went to the top of the hill Gray the cat was by her side they had to open the gate before it's too late on this Lonesome October Night Snuff the Dog and his Master Jack were the only closers there that night Larry Talbot howled at the moon to give the openers a fright The Great Detective had it all figured out before the clock had struck midnight The Elder Gods will return and the city will burn on this Lonesome October Night Jack and Jill faced each other on the hill Snuff and Gray were by their sides Now everything's changed at the end of The Game on this Lonesome October Night

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"A work of Coulton-ic genius. A thing of beauty." -Ken Denmead, author of GeekDad

"This is an artist to keep an eye on." -Brandon Sanderson, author of The Gathering Storm, Elantris, & The Mistborn Trilogy

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released October 21, 2013

John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Bass, Piano, Synthesizers, Harmonica, Slide Guitar, Drum Programming

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John Anealio New Jersey

John Anealio performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Sci-Fi, Best Buy customers & robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer & James Taylor playing Dungeons & Dragons together on their iPhones.

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