Seasons Geekings
by John Anealio
David Dent
Brian Arnold
mightymur
Stephen Cooke
horizontalmystic
Wanda Harward
Madison Metricula
Perry F. Bruns
Roy Hembree
Wayne Garmil
Marilyn Mix
ErinCan
GMark Cole
Chris Voss
James Viner
Samldanach
Regina
fishbiscuit13
Kenneth Denmead
jxilon
stevenpoore
truegoof
badmole
tommysezsowhat
introvertedone
z9cajack
Shael Hawman
Erin Hatherell
David Gasaway
James Kosmicki
esstee
snipe ツ
coguara
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It's Christmas Eve at the Hall of Justice
and Aquaman is wearing a Santa cap
Superman is mixing up the egg nog
and Wonder Woman is sitting on his lap
The Hawk Man is putting the star on the tree
The Boy Wonder seems to be out of town
The Green Arrow is hanging the stockings
The Caped Crusader is nowhere to be found
Cause every year some children ruin Jingle Bells
By incorrectly proclaiming that Batman Smells
But I don't think that Batman smells
When he rings his bat jingle bells
and I don't think that Robin laid an egg
Yeah I don't think that Batman smells
if he did, how could you tell?
I just know that the Joker got away
The Martian ManHunter said they should search for them
Don't they know that song is just a joke
The Flash found them hanging out at a hotel bar
They were drunk on whiskey and diet coke
The Green Lantern comes and aims his power ring
creates a Green Guitar and then begins to sing
Refrain
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The Millennium Falcon for Christmas
by John Anealio
My parents took me to the movies
in the spring of 1979
Something happened to me
as we waited on that line
There was a New Hope in my life
Than later in that December
as we got closer to the holiday
My mother asked me to tell her
What I'd want for Christmas Day
There was just one thing on my mind
I just wanted the Millennium Falcon for Christmas
and a season full of cheer
I just wanted the Millennium Falcon for Christmas
but I didn't get it that year
And then in 1980
when the Empire Struck Back
The YT-1300
survived a Star Destroyer attack
I hoped that I was good enough that year
My mother went to the drugstore
and put the ship on layaway
They told her that it would be ready
in plenty of time for Christmas day
but on Christmas Eve it still wasn't there
I just wanted the Millennium Falcon for Christmas
I was good enough that year
I just wanted the Millennium Falcon for Christmas
and a season full of cheer
My mother cried when they told her that it wasn't there
The clerk said he was sorry but he couldn't find it anywhere
Please don't cry, they have one at our store 30 miles away
I'll go and pick it up so you can have it for Christmas day
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Winter Day
03:58
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I wake up early, early in the morning
The clock is ringing but I'm still snoring
I hear the D.J. cackle the weather
things will get worse before they get better
My shower's freezing. My blade is stinging.
Look in the mirror my face is bleeding
I scrape the windows on my Camaro
I raise my bow and draw an arrow of hope.
There's snow on the ground and it won't get me down.
You would think that I would be upset on a Winter Day.
But I never felt as fortunate on a Winter Day.
Winter Day.
I hit the freeway and blow a tire
This morning a feel like a vampire in the sun
Avoiding daylight and fearing crosses
I'm late for work, I'm sure my boss is a mess.
There's snow on the ground and it won't get me down.
You would think that I would be upset on a Winter Day.
But I never felt as fortunate on a Winter Day.
Winter Day.
But she said that she's in love.
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Is A Chupacabra Kosher?
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Is a Sasquatch Kosher?
Could it be served like tenderloin?
Could you eat it with some chocolate coins?
Is A Sasquatch Kosher?
Do you think it tastes like beef?
Would it’s hair get caught between your teeth
Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
How come all these goats are dead?
could you eat it with some Challah bread?
Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
Or do you think that it’s unclean?
I guess I’ll settle for some rice and beans.
So how can you tell if an animal is Kosher or unclean?
The Torah gives a list of simple rules.
Never eat a bird of prey or any creeping thing.
But it’s Okay if it has cloven hooves.
Is an Ouroboros Kosher?
It’s a great big giant snake
Could you eat it with some potato pancakes
Is an Ourorboros Kosher?
I don’t think that it’s the case
To eat it would surely be a big mistake.
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about
"A work of Coulton-ic genius. A thing of beauty." -Ken Denmead, author of GeekDad
"This is an artist to keep an eye on." -Brandon Sanderson, author of The Gathering Storm, Elantris, & The Mistborn Trilogy
With little more than an alternate-tuned acoustic guitar and a dog-eared copy of The Hobbit, Sci-Fi Songwriter John Anealio composes and performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Science Fiction, Best Buy customers, and robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer, and James Taylor playing Dungeons and Dragons together on their iPhones.
"This is an artist to keep an eye on." -Brandon Sanderson, author of The Gathering Storm, Elantris, & The Mistborn Trilogy
With little more than an alternate-tuned acoustic guitar and a dog-eared copy of The Hobbit, Sci-Fi Songwriter John Anealio composes and performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Science Fiction, Best Buy customers, and robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer, and James Taylor playing Dungeons and Dragons together on their iPhones.
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released December 1, 2010
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Bass, Lap Steel, Piano, Synthesizers, Bells, Drum Programming.
Banner Illustration by Geek Artist Extraordinaire Len Peralta LenPeralta.com
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Bass, Lap Steel, Piano, Synthesizers, Bells, Drum Programming.
Banner Illustration by Geek Artist Extraordinaire Len Peralta LenPeralta.com
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John Anealio performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Sci-Fi, Best Buy customers & robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer & James Taylor playing Dungeons & Dragons together on their iPhones.
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