Is A Chupacabra Kosher?

from Seasons Geekings by John Anealio

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Which Mythological Creatures are Kosher?

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Is a Sasquatch Kosher?
Could it be served like tenderloin?
Could you eat it with some chocolate coins?
Is A Sasquatch Kosher?
Do you think it tastes like beef?
Would it’s hair get caught between your teeth

Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
How come all these goats are dead?
could you eat it with some Challah bread?
Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
Or do you think that it’s unclean?
I guess I’ll settle for some rice and beans.

So how can you tell if an animal is Kosher or unclean?
The Torah gives a list of simple rules.
Never eat a bird of prey or any creeping thing.
But it’s Okay if it has cloven hooves.

Is an Ouroboros Kosher?
It’s a great big giant snake
Could you eat it with some potato pancakes
Is an Ourorboros Kosher?
I don’t think that it’s the case
To eat it would surely be a big mistake.

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from Seasons Geekings, released 01 December 2010
John Anealio: Vocals & Acoustic Guitar

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John Anealio performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Sci-Fi, Best Buy customers & robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer & James Taylor playing Dungeons & Dragons together on their iPhones.