I'll Be Your Thor
by John Anealio
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My wife had zero interest in the Marvel movies... until Chris Hemsworth took off his shirt. Now she's an expert in Norse mythology.
Here's a little love song dedicated to my wife Beth.
Here's a little love song dedicated to my wife Beth.
lyrics
You didn't watch Captain America
You didn't care for Iron Man
The Hulk did not hold your attention
You'd rather play a game of Words With Friends
But you seemed to take an interest
in that Asgardian
I admit Chris Hemsworth looks quite handsome
with that hammer in his hand
Do you think he'd listen to your problems?
Do you think he'd make a good boyfriend?
But if you want a Norse god
I'll do the best I can
so here's my plan
I'll Be Your Thor
I'll put a cape and helmet on
I'll grow my hair and dye it blonde
and when I'm done singing this song
you'll ask for more
I'll be your Thor
I'll increase my muscle mass
I'll wear tight pants to show my ass
And I won't be a stupid bastard anymore
Cause I'll be your Thor
We can watch a different movie
Sex & The City would be fine
You shake your head and raise the volume
and stare at his bare chest one more time
I may not be Chris Hemsworth
But put your hand in mine
and we'll be fine
I'll be your Thor
I'll pick a fight with Frost Giants
I'll walk across the rainbow bridge
You know my biceps will be bigger than before.
I'll be your Thor
You'll be my Natalie Portman
The world will call me Odinson
I'll defeat Loki with a thunder bolt for sure
Cause I'll be your Thor
When Hulk goes smash, I might get hurt
But I'll still look good without my shirt
I hope the Enchantress will not flirt with me anymore
All of your friends will think I'm weird
Cause I hold a hammer called Mjolnir
But I just want to be with you my dear forevermore
I'll Be Your Thor
You didn't care for Iron Man
The Hulk did not hold your attention
You'd rather play a game of Words With Friends
But you seemed to take an interest
in that Asgardian
I admit Chris Hemsworth looks quite handsome
with that hammer in his hand
Do you think he'd listen to your problems?
Do you think he'd make a good boyfriend?
But if you want a Norse god
I'll do the best I can
so here's my plan
I'll Be Your Thor
I'll put a cape and helmet on
I'll grow my hair and dye it blonde
and when I'm done singing this song
you'll ask for more
I'll be your Thor
I'll increase my muscle mass
I'll wear tight pants to show my ass
And I won't be a stupid bastard anymore
Cause I'll be your Thor
We can watch a different movie
Sex & The City would be fine
You shake your head and raise the volume
and stare at his bare chest one more time
I may not be Chris Hemsworth
But put your hand in mine
and we'll be fine
I'll be your Thor
I'll pick a fight with Frost Giants
I'll walk across the rainbow bridge
You know my biceps will be bigger than before.
I'll be your Thor
You'll be my Natalie Portman
The world will call me Odinson
I'll defeat Loki with a thunder bolt for sure
Cause I'll be your Thor
When Hulk goes smash, I might get hurt
But I'll still look good without my shirt
I hope the Enchantress will not flirt with me anymore
All of your friends will think I'm weird
Cause I hold a hammer called Mjolnir
But I just want to be with you my dear forevermore
I'll Be Your Thor
credits
released June 3, 2013
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Lap Steel, Bass, Synthesizer, Drum Programming
The fantastic artwork is by Scott Johnson: frogpants.com
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Lap Steel, Bass, Synthesizer, Drum Programming
The fantastic artwork is by Scott Johnson: frogpants.com
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John Anealio New Jersey
John Anealio performs geeky anthems for writers, librarians, lovers of Sci-Fi, Best Buy customers & robots. His music sounds like John Mayer, Weezer & James Taylor playing Dungeons & Dragons together on their iPhones.
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Sep 2012 -
Jun 2013 -
Oct 2011 -
Mar 2014
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